Imagine a world in ruins after disaster.

You battled the zombies. You escaped the wrath of Kali. You avoided the aliens during the invasion. You have immunity to deadly plagues.

Or you simply were left behind for being a bit too naughty in life!

Between scavenging from place to place looking for canned peaches and fighting with other survivors over a packet of ketchup there will come a time where you might find yourself feeling kind of horny.

But what do you do when that good old hand job just isn’t enough?

Harness the power of solar energy of course!

California Exotic’s Solar Bullet comes with one solar panel and one vibrating bullet with an LED on the tip. This little light may come in handy when you are trying to find your switchblade knife in the dark for protection against deadly mutants that want to suck out your bone marrow.

So how does it work? Place the detachable the panel in eight hours of direct sunlight (the box says it can charge in indirect light as well) to get 60 minutes of stress free fun after a hard day of just trying to stay alive. Best of all the bullet has an multi-speed slider built into the panel to control intensity of stress relief. Who knew you could help the environment with pleasure?

Why wait for some major catastrophe to happen? This is definately one of the most coolest items to ever come into this store.

But what do I know? I’m just the Love Lounge. Check it out for yourself by visiting the store.