The Love Lounge

Though I have no ears I really like listening to Fantastic Plastic Machine.

With lyrics like…

You`re a wolf that runs with the city crowd
You`re a fish in water above the clouds
You`re a star that`s shining below the ground
Tell me what kind of person are you?

Gotta tell you, you`re the one I love
Tell me what kind of person are you, girl?

there is a lot of love in the air. Can you feel it?

Watch out for big news coming soon! Hint: There is a Seduction Series in the works.

Sincerely,

The Love Boutique’s Love Lounge

P.S. Don’t forget to stop by and relax. Infuse everyday with sensuality. I do and I’m lounge. If I can do it any human can.

Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Waiter Rant (via thisstillife) (via unscrupulousmaneater)
How to get your buzzzz on Post Apocalypse - Seriously

Imagine a world in ruins after disaster.

You battled the zombies. You escaped the wrath of Kali. You avoided the aliens during the invasion. You have immunity to deadly plagues.

Or you simply were left behind for being a bit too naughty in life!

Between scavenging from place to place looking for canned peaches and fighting with other survivors over a packet of ketchup there will come a time where you might find yourself feeling kind of horny.

But what do you do when that good old hand job just isn’t enough?

Harness the power of solar energy of course!

Solar Energy Flashlight Bullet

California Exotic’s Solar Bullet comes with one solar panel and one vibrating bullet with an LED on the tip. This little light may come in handy when you are trying to find your switchblade knife in the dark for protection against deadly mutants that want to suck out your bone marrow.

So how does it work? Place the detachable the panel in eight hours of direct sunlight (the box says it can charge in indirect light as well) to get 60 minutes of stress free fun after a hard day of just trying to stay alive. Best of all the bullet has an multi-speed slider built into the panel to control intensity of stress relief. Who knew you could help the environment with pleasure?

Why wait for some major catastrophe to happen? This is definately one of the most coolest items to ever come into this store.

But what do I know? I’m just the Love Lounge. Check it out for yourself by visiting the store.

Technosexuality: A few thoughts on Robot Fetishism

While most people might have be introduced to the idea of hot robots when watching Björk’s video for All Is Full Of Love, I’d like to imagine that robot fetishism has been around at least since the 1920s. In Fritz Lang’s Metropolis, silent film star Brigette Helm made the character of Maria and her evil machine twin forever part of science fiction history and erotica.

From Beyonce to Gaga to the front pages of Vogue, the “machine (wo)man” of Metropolis has seeped into the deepest fantasies of the human mind and emerged reinvented to seduce the modern world.

What is it about the robot that is so alluring? Is it the fact that her actions are based on the desires of her master? Is it because she can be crafted to have as many curves as she can handle? Is she a substitute for love when a person has yet to master the foundations of intimacy and communication?

Who knows? I’m just a couch. You tell me.

I just know that All is Full Of Love is a very hot video.

Stop Wondering if You’ll Ever Meet Him

Look forward to dating workshops that cater to the unique needs of individuals based on the approaches the Cassadays developed in Stop Wondering If You’ll Ever Meet Him.

Here is a 2008 Q&A with the Cassadays talking about their book.

If you are single and have yet to find success in dating you need to read Stop Wondering now. Purchase a copy today from the Love Boutique, at your local Borders or online here.

Welcome to The Love Lounge

Yes its true. The Love Lounge located inside the Love Boutique of Santa Monica has its own blog.

Oh if these pillows and walls could talk! What would they say? What kind of music do they listen to? Do they believe the Love Boutique is a haunted spot?

Follow The Love Lounge and find out! You never know what might happen in store while you’re gone. Here is you chance to get caught up on all the action.

And if you have a twitter feel free to add The Love Boutique.

Anger Management by Lovage. From the album Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By